”Out here we don’t crip walk; Man, we get low”
Alien***P: wed, may 7 - "i love you, parakeet" www.soybaby.com
BoogiBrwn1: do we have to bring our own parakeets or will they be provided for us?
Alien***P: you can bring some if you have any. that would be grand
BoogiBrwn1: ok, cool. i'll be there.
BoogiBrwn1: and don't use the word grand anymore... or i'll punch you
Alien***P: what's wrong with grand?
BoogiBrwn1: i think of masterpiece theatre
BoogiBrwn1: i prefer using the word 'gangsta'
BoogiBrwn1: like: come, this shit is gonna be gangsta
BoogiBrwn1: parakeets are gangsta
Alien***P: people say that?
BoogiBrwn1: only gangsta ass people
BoogiBrwn1: i can put you on if you want
BoogiBrwn1: patrick... he's gangsta
Alien***P: what about "da" instead of "the"?
BoogiBrwn1: da is still an acceptable word. but use it sparingly
BoogiBrwn1: it's more gay to type the word 'da' than say it
Alien***P: i didn't know there are so many rules
Yo, check out Patrick’s shit. It’s the straight dope.
And if anyone else is interested in being down, take notes and lessons: here and here.
Now go get your read on!
Just got back from Kaiser cause Nook is sick, and now I’m just killing time and updating til the Triple Threat show tonight. Neil should be there (high five for the free vinyl yesterday man) and even the little homie Ai is finally gonna come thru and check out a show (prepare to be inspired). Tonight should be pretty dope. I hear that they'll be filming for a Live DVD tonight too...
Speaking of clubs, Erik called me back again. Seems like we finally got a solid date: July 12th
Keep the date open! The shit is gonna be off the chain! (did I really just say that?)
Anyways, it's gonna be the shiznit...
I'm pretty excited. Not only about our upcoming Formula parties, but things are really looking up. There's the small raise at work, more hours, more freelance (AS hired me to videotape and edit next week's Multicultural Week... and Coral from the Real World is gonna come thru for a Q&A too!), I've started on some scripts for some short movies that I wanna work on, things at Triple Threat and HYPE! are moving along nicely, more gigs coming up... I'm just really thankful for the way things are going right now...
I was kinda bummed though when my sister told me that she saw Roland, Ed, Roger, Elmer and a bunch of other folks at Bad Abbots over the weekend. I kinda wanted to go, but everyone else didn’t really look like they were down to go that night, so we winded up just chillin at the house watching tv.
Ever since I got done with school, I’ve been trying to reconnect with a lot of friends from the City cause frankly, although my friends from the east bay are cool as hell, they aren’t always willing to come to the City at a moment’s notice, and I’m not always to willing to go to the east bay. Maybe this is one of the reasons I’ve been thinking about how things would’ve been if I had gone to SFSU, rather than go to Hayward. Being on campus at SF State a few weeks ago, bumping into a few folks and talking to Rey for a little bit has had me thinking about that a little more recently.
I guess I just miss how things were back then: Folks just dropping by at any given time, yelling through the mailbox to see if I was home; having people to go record shopping with at any given time (I mean, I can do that with let’s say Neil or Ai, but those guys live all the way in Vallejo and aren’t always in the City all the time); making stupid freestyle/mix tapes at the house; or even just having someone to bum around the crib with, either just watching TV or just bullshitting (and no, Nook doesn’t count).
My first couple of years at Hayward, I always had Ryan around, and we would always get into our little capers. It’s like we had each other to keep us connected to things back home. When he left though, I adjusted and made friends with a lot of folks from the east bay, but at the same time, lost touch with some folks back home.
I mean, don't get me wrong, when I see old friends, it’s not like things aren’t cool anymore: I still see people at the clubs and other functions, I just chilled with Ryan last week, and I still talk to other folks online. We’re always glad to see each other and we seem to pick up where we left off and all that, but I always have this feeling that I’ve missed out on a lot that’s been going on here since I was gone: Ryan’s been rhyming with Actual Facts for a minute, Roland is MIA (but then again, he always seems to pop in and out from time to time), Derrick’s doing his thing with Ver5e, Mario’s been doing his thing for a minute, other friends have started throwing parties and others have been making some major moves here… I guess I just feel like I missed out on being involved with some of those things.
But I really can’t complain though: I’ve made a lot of dope friends, been fortunate enough for the opportuinities thrown my way, and made a lot of memories at Cal State that I wouldn’t ever give back.
But oh well, life goes on. I’m not going to dwell on it. We’re bound to hook up again sometime soon…
And so I ramble on:
- I finally caught “Cheaters” on TV late Saturday night after a month long hiatus.
But can someone please bring back Tommy Grand?
And who the hell is this Joey Greco cat?
- Ever had one of those days where every shot you throw up seems to go in?
Okay, well not every shot, but more than usual. I played ball with the homie Jae and Mike the other day over at Aptos and the ball seemed to be working to my advantage more than usual.
On a side note: Have you ever played basketball with little kids and your confidence and ego gets boosted cause you're hooping over some 11 year olds and they think you're like hella good?
- Do you need a good old fashioned asskicking? (Kinda old, but still funny as hell)
- Ladies, your search is finally over.
- But if that's not your type, maybe you need someone who's more in touch with their innerchild...
- While we're on the subject of hooking up, I was chatting with Patrick online a couple weeks ago and he got me to do a profile on Jockable.com.
Check out my profile and rate me!
Ben spoke on it at 6:05 PM
”I cut heads off at the knees and leave em all defeated”
BoogiBrwn1: i have nothing to talk about anymore
WinC26: talk about how weak u r
WinC26: and how u passed up a free weekend
True… Free hotel and free drinks all weekend in Reno sounds tempting… But, how the hell am I suppose to pay for food, the club and gambling? Huh? So I guess I’m not going to Reno this weekend.
Damn, after a month of playing email tag with Erik, he finally gives me a call back about Milk. There seems to be a conflict with availability, but he offered to see if we wanted to host Neil Armstrong. But it looks like plans will be postponed a few weeks. But no worries, that’s just more time to make things even more doper.
Checked out Neil and Travis (otherwise known as DJ Gods to you mere mortals) at Pier 23 on Thursday night. Neil told me to come thru cause he had something for me. Damn, he hooked me up with an original copy of Total Devastation’s “Many Clouds of Smoke”. Dope shit!
Man, I’ve been trying to dig for a lot of Bay Area stuff and I had just missed my chance at this one while I was at Open Mind by a minute (literally). I was pretty pissed (I was even more pissed when I had just missed on an original copy of the Luniz’ “5 On It” Bay Area remix…). Oh well, my day will come. But maybe you have to be a DJ (who actually digs for originals) to understand and relate…
Anyways… I finally saw the Flip Side yesterday (especially after Christine has been hyping it up so much for so long). It’s really not a bad movie and it had its moments. A little heavy on the stereotypes, but hey, it’s satire. Watching it kinda motivated me even more to start following thru with some of the projects I’ve shelved in the back of my head… But we’ll see…
On a side note: they showed a preview for another Asian movie, “Charlotte Sometimes”, and I was surprised to see the homie Cody Chesnutt in it.
- Oooh, I burned my first DVD late last night at like 4 in the morning. I feel so hi tech…
Can someone hook me up with a bootleg of DVD Studio Pro so I can fuck around and throw in some secret easter eggs?
- I found out who called me the other night trying to scare me with that “7 days” crap.
BJ, stop being a wanksta and stop stalking me fool! Or else you just might get dealt with sucka…
- What’s funnier?
Old women shopping at Forever 21 or Old men thugged out?
I say old men thugged out. Old women hooched out is kinda gross. But old men thugged out is hilarious. I was shopping with Nook at Target last night and I saw some 50 year Filipino guy (with gray hair and everything) sporting some baggy jeans, a pair of Timbs, and a satin, starter type FUBU jacket.
Damn, I thought I was on the set of a Boost mobile phone commercial.
- I’ve been watching Smallville for a minute, and I have to admit that it’s a pretty cool show. But can someone answer one question?
Is it me, but why do people stick around when there’s some strange shit going on in that place like every week? I mean, just about every other person is a somekind of freakazoid mutant, and it’s obvious that this isn’t you everyday ‘normal’ town. With all this madness going on in that small town, you figure people would’ve been flocking by the hundreds to move out…
If you ask me, all those people with special powers in Smallville should give the Professor a call.
Oh yeah, and isn’t Lex’s obsession with Clark just a tad bit homo-ish?
- I think I’ve finally found my get rich quick hustle.
- And maybe, it can fund my trip to Austria.
- Watchu know about 50 Pence and Luda Krishna? (Thanks Dulcie!)
The 50 Pence joint kinda reminds me of chillin at the pai gow table in Circus Circus in Vegas at 6 in the morning, while Eric was showing this lad from London how he could do a pretty proper British accent. Then the English guy starts teaching Eric some English slang… Funny ass shit. I guess you just had to be there.
Okay, enough rambling. I better clean up this messy ass room. Some folks are supposed to be meeting up here to watch “Better Luck Tomorrow” tonight.
Oh yeah, and if you’re over 21 and don’t have anything to do on Wednesday, check out Triple Threat at the DNA Lounge. I hear they’ll be filming for a new Triple Threat DVD. Get at me if you wanna go.
Peace
Ben spoke on it at 3:00 PM
“Call the crib,
Same number, same hood
It’s still all good”
Wow, it’s been a whole week since I’ve updated this thing. But then again, I was sick last week (it’s NOT strep, thank God) and I didn’t have my computer for a few days. On a side note: CompUSA sucks ass. Those guys don’t know shit. I think going to CompUSA to have something special done to your computer is like going to the Student Health Center on campus for open heart surgery.
To save everyone from any technical jargon that you really don’t care about, let’s just say that I asked them to do something, and they did something else. And when I called them on it, they said that they didn’t know what was wrong and tried to make it seem like the shit was broken when I brought it in (I just bought it last week fool. If you don’t know how to do the shit, tell me you don’t know. Don’t make up excuses and tell me you have lots of experts working in the back cause everyone else I’ve talked to said it was some easy procedure that took like half an hour, and you’ve had my shit for 4 days). I was so pissed off at the guy that I just wanted to karate chop dude in the neck and watch him choke on himself. I can just imagine this pimple-faced kid tinkering with my computer in the back room, not knowing what the hell he’s doing with my computer.
But anyways… let’s talk about more happier things that have been going on in my corner of the universe this last week… Hmmm…
Finally hooked up with my best friend Ryan and chilled at his house. He was going to be performing at Contact this weekend and he wanted me to critique his rhymes. He’s really not bad and has improved a lot. Too bad I won’t be around to watch him perform.
My sister finally left town in an airplane. I say that because ever since I came back from Vegas, and she was an hour late picking me up (and keep in mind that she: 1) knew exactly what time I was coming in, 2) was STILL in San Francisco while I had already been waiting outside in the cold for 15 minutes, and 3) didn’t even apologize for being late!), I’ve been waiting for my chance to pick her up an hour late too.
Anyways, she left for LA to visit JR for a few days. I called her while she was in LA, offering to pick her up when she gets back. She got in at 8:10 and I was still in bed when she called. When I got there though, she wasn’t mad like I was hoping she would be. I think she kinda suspected that I was planning on coming late on purpose when my mom warned her that I might be doing something like that to get back at her. Oh well. Maybe next time… Insert evil laughter here
Things are finally starting to get better financially. I got a raise at my admin job, and they also gave me extra hours to work as one of their graphic designers (woohoo!) More money, experience and stuff to throw in the portfolio…
Damn, I must’ve racked up quite a bit of miles on the Rav this weekend. We drove almost the exact same route twice this weekend: on Saturday, we drove from SF, to my cousin’s house in Vallejo, then to Paul’s confirmation in San Jose, to Peppermill’s in Santa Clara , and finally back home to San Francisco at like 3:30 in the morning. Then yesterday, it was like déjà vu: drove to Vallejo again for Easter, then to Milpitas to eat and chill at Paul’s spot, then back home to the City.
I finally saw “The Ring” last night too. That’s some pretty scary shit. I was a little disappointed with the ending and how the movie left a lot of unanswered questions, but I can see how it would be good in leaving it open for a sequel in the future.
The movie really got me thinking though. I think I’m gonna try and make up an urban legend, along with a video of some sort. Leslie said maybe if I’m lucky and it blows up, it’ll be on MTV’s “Big Urban Myth Show”. I say most likely, but that would be dope if it did. Hmmm… if any folks out there wanna help, get at me.
By the way, who the hell called me up tonight playing that “7days” line off the movie? That shit is getting old sucka.
In other random news:
- I’m not a big fan of radio (down with the Clear Channel monopoly!), but I must admit that Friday morning was truly a rarity:
I was surprised as hell when I heard Zion I performing live on the Dog House.
And Mind Motion was doing a pretty proper dancehall set on the radio (Which I rarely hear on the radio, except for everyone playing “Get Busy” up the ass… rewind selecta! )
- On Friday at work, I had to call people who won raffle prizes. Fools were kinda mad though when they won license plate frames… but didn’t own cars. That’s like giving a someone with no dvd player some dvds.
- I was surprised as hell when I went to Taco Bell and saw an old friend working the drive thru. I took pity on him and decided not to put him on blast after he asked me not to tell anyone that I saw him there. I’m not trying to knock his hustle but “Damn homie, back in college you was the man homie…”
- Kung fu movies with English voice overs are funny. But king fu movies on Telemundo with Spanish voice overs are hilarious.
- The little homie Ai got skills. Her logo for the crew was pretty dope if I must say so myself.
Despite a minor setback with the venue, things are looking pretty good. Stickers are going to get printed soon, the website is on its way, investors are pretty much locked, the sponsors are there… what can I say, I’m excited for us.
Be on the lookout for things to start rolling this summer. I don’t wanna give away who will be headlining, but I REALLY, REALLY hope it’ll be Short. Cross your fingers and hope things go thru as planned for us.
- Damn, stars have too much money. What was Ben thinking when he decided to get J.Lo an iced out toilet seat?
(And don’t sleep on the article about Snoop getting shot at either.)
Ben spoke on it at 2:22 AM
”Trick love the kids”
Damn, it’s a small world. Before I get too ahead of myself, let me start from the beginning:
Let’s rewind about 5 or 6 years ago, I was checking my email when I got this one email where the subject line was something like “Are we cousins?” My first instinct was “Aw man, this is porn mail”, so I deleted. A few days later, I got another email with the same subject heading, so I decided to open it. Someone named Dulcie from Canada who had the same last name was asking me if there was any way that we might be related.
I would not have really got down to finding out for sure if we were really related if it weren’t for my lola (grandma for my non filipino speaking people). You see, my dad goes to the Philippines every year, and the last time he went, I asked him to ask my lola if she can put together a family tree for me. Well, to make a long story short, my lolo (grandpa) and her lolo were cousins (or something like that) and came from the same town in the Philippines (In my best Jamaican accent - Biggup to my Pangasinan massive! Boh, boh, boh!)
Anyways, Dulcie also has a sister named Kris, and we’ve all been corresponding for the last 5 years through email and IMs (damn, technology). We’ve always made plans on visiting each other, either me flying up to Vancouver or them coming to the Bay, but we’ve yet to meet face to face.
Now fast-forward to this last Friday. Lynelle IMed me a couple weeks ago about doing a small presentation on Filipino American filmmakers for a middle school class in Milpitas. I show up to the spot and start chatting with one of the teachers in charge of the program. He asked my for my contact info, so I gave him one of my business cards. He looked at the card and asked, “Your last name is Basto? Are you related to anyone in Vancouver?” And I was like, “Yeah. Dulcie and Kristina?” And said, “Yeah! Those are my cousins!”
Damn, this world is getting smaller and smaller. What a trip…
Anyways, the presentation went well. This group of kids were pretty cool. They were friendly, outgoing and made me laugh a few times. Maybe I can be fortunate to teach sometime. Who knows…
I’ve had plenty of experiences with telemarketers, but this one has to be the strangest:
Ring, ring, ring
Me Hello?
Her Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Me Huh?
Her What’s going on tonight?
Me Ummm… What kind of music do you like?
Her I like R&B and stuff.
Me Hmmm, I’m not sure about R&B but they have a hip hop night every Friday over at Storyville.
Her Really? So it’s poppin’ on Friday nights?
Me Yeah, it’s pretty cool.
Her Cool… Well, anyways, I’m calling from the Chronicle and we’re offering the Chronicle for free for the next 6 weeks, and all you have to pay for are the Sunday papers.
Me Man, I don’t know. I’m not really looking to suscribe to any newspapers.
(She proceeds to me off with more of her telemarketer tactics)
Then she says:
Her C’mon now. I need to make money so I can go to the club tonight.
Me Well, ladies are in free before 11, so you might wanna come early.
Her Well, what about drinks? I gotta drink too, you know.
Me Well, don’t you know how to hustle and work it for your drinks?
Her Yeah, but guys always think I’m stuck up.
(I was so tempted to make a comment like, “Well, maybe your just ugly”, but I just bit my tongue and held back.)
Me Well, how many subscriptions do you have so far?
Her Just one.
Me And how long you working til?
Her Like one o’clock. (It was about 11:30)
Me And how many do you have to get?
Her I gotta get like 5.
Me Hmmm… Naw, I’m cool off buying any newspapers.
Her Well, can you just lie?
Me Haha, are you serious?
Her Yeah, just make up a name and address.
Me Haha, no really. Are you serious?
Her Yeah, I’m serious.
So I proceed to make up a name and address
Her Okay, I have to give the phone to my boss so he can confirm your info. Just say yeah to whatever he says and let him know that you want the subscription.
Me Ok.
Ahhh… funny stuff. Now why can’t I get more telemarketers like that?
In other random news:
- Happy Laos New Year!
I woke up at the ass crack of dawn and went to Merced with Nook to go to the Laos New Year’s Celebration. It was pretty cool. Nook’s friend’s brother kept buying me beers (I think I had about 5 or 6) and I had a pretty good buzz going. Good times…
On a side note: Have you ever seen an electric slide go bad? I have… and let me tell you, it’s not a pretty site my friend. 4 groups of line dancers doing their own thing equals a multiple car train wreck.
- We tried catching the opening of “Better Luck Tomorrow”, but the shit was sold out. Damn, I’ve never seen that many people pack the lobby of the Van Ness AMC in a minute. Oh well, maybe next week…
- Did you ever do stupid stuff when you were younger to show off, impress a girl or get attention?
Me and Nook were at Serramonte today and these 2 guys being pushed through the mall in a shopping cart, being idiots (they even rolled thru footlocker being pushed in a metal stroller type thing). I was hoping one of them would do something like run over my foot so that he could get banked on for not only damaging the kicks, but just acting a fool. What happened to the days when teenagers used to go to the mall and just do dumb shit like have a good old fashioned knife fight?
- Yuck! My sister has strep throat, and I actually looked in her throat for the first time yesterday. JR says it looks like a zebra, but personally, I think it looks like her tonsils are covered with white mold. If you see her, stay away.
- I’m such a fuckin snitch.
We were waiting for my car to warm up in the driveway when we saw these little kids chillin on the corner. One of them was holding a ski pole and he just kept stabbing at the telephone pole while his 3 friends watched. Also watching at the corner was the neighborhood weirdo (I’ll talk more about him some other time). So anyways, the kid is stabbing at the telephone. Then, the kid turns his attention on ‘neighborhood weirdo’ and hits him in the leg with the ski pole. It was kinda funny actually, but I felt little bad for him. So ‘neighborhood weirdo’ runs away and the gets need something new to entertain themselves.
The kid with the pole goes up to the fire alarm mounted on the telephone pole and turns to his friends and says something. The three get up and all walk to the fire alarm and stare at it. Then, they start to look around, one of the kids puts his hand to the lever, and they all start running (I’m assuming that they pulled the alarm). We drove by them, watching them run, and by the time we get down to Geneva, we hear the sirens from a fire truck.
I was debating on calling the police to snitch on them (one of the kids lives half a block down from me), and after some thought, I went and did it anyway. Normally, I’d be like, “Damn, why you playing narc?” But these kids need some discipline. Honestly, I could just picture these guys 10 years from now: They’re gonna be one of those dudes chillin down the street in front of Mike’s Liqours drinking 40s from 8 in the morning (no joke) til 10 at night (if you’ve been around here enough, you know what I’m talking about). Seriously, it’s the same group of people (as young as like 15 up to as old as 50 or 60) that just stand in front of the liquor store or by the bus stop, just chillin ALL DAY. Damn, someone please shoot me if my life ever comes to that. So in theory, I was doing them a favor (yeah right, haha)…
Damn, Winny keeps asking me if I’m done, so I’ll just finish this now…
Ben spoke on it at 2:38 PM
"Thank you Jesus for my mama,
Thank you bitches for my money"
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Woohoo! It’s been one week since I started this site. Thanks to everyone that reads this sorry shit (all 9 of you). High fives you pathetic losers (jk). To celebrate this occasion, I have made a sort of FAQ (cause it seems like I’ve been getting the same questions from different people). So here goes:
What made you want to do a blog?
Hmmm, I don’t exactly remember but about a month ago, I was talking to my cousin Winny who IM s me from cause she’s always bored (You’re bored? Trying working. You’re at work, so work!). Anyways, I don’t remember what the hell we were talking about but one of us brought up the subject of online journals. I was joking and said something like, "Man, I should start a blog." And she said something like, "Yeah, I’d read it."
Coupled with the fact that I always tell Nook that sometimes funny things happen to me (and I always forget to tell people these stories that happen to other people) and I’m such an insomniac, it kinda gives me something to do hella late at night besides surfing niketalk or eBay. Plus this gives me an arena to talk about what’s on my mind. Anyways, it took me a couple weeks to finally get things up. Actually, it’s not close to complete yet. Eventually, I really want to add links to stuff like a profile, pictures, links and all that other stuff (If I ever have time). But yeah, that’s my exciting (sarcasm) story of how I got this thing started.
Damn, why do you have so many links on your site?
Well, I guess adding the links kind of adds to the interactivity of things, especially since the site’s really not close to being completed. Plus, sometimes I see some funny stuff on the net. Personally, I hate forwarding stuff like that, so I guess people reading can check it out for themselves if they want to.
Where do you get those quotes from on your site? Do you make them up?
All the quotes are song lyrics. I’d post up the artist and song title, but sometimes I forget one or the other.
What are you saying? I can’t understand a lot of your slang.
Sorry, in an effort to keep you up to speed with what I’m saying, I offer to you the slang dictionary. But first thing’s first, you must come up with your ghetto name.
Ok, this shit is getting boring now. Let’s shift gears and speak on some other shit:
I went in to the office yesterday and got a chance to burn copies of Photoshop and Illustrator. I was chatting with Christine for while and getting some advice. Me and some friends are currently planning on throwing monthly parties during the summer (which will hopefully lead to bigger things) and she really gave me a lot of good advice and put me at ease about things (I’ll talk about this more when the time gets closer, but I’m pretty excited about this). Also, I’m helping to do a small presentation on Fil-Am filmmakers this Friday for a middle school in Milpitas and she hooked me up with some materials to pass out. Oh yeah, we also just got in a couple boxes of shoes and shirts from Gravis, and I got hooked up with a pair of wannabe wallabees. (I’m a shoe junkie)
Speaking of shoes, Nike has been releasing some serious heat the last few weeks. The third set of SB’s are out, Atmos is out, and the pythons are out too. And it doesn’t look like they’re letting up either: JIII’s are being rereleased on the 19th, Asia dunks are set to release in the US, and Stash has a couple shoes set for limited release (1, 2). Too bad I don’t have any money (Note to self: steal from my neighbor).
I wish Shoe Biz would call me back to DJ there again. $80 cash or $100 credit... That's how I got my splatters for $24... Ahhh, I'm addicted...
In other random news:
- Isn’t Cody Chesnutt one smooth motherfucker? I’ve been listening to his CD again the past couple of days and it’s so dope. Who else would want to name their child ‘Rock and Roll’? Now that’s gangsta…
On a side note: I met Cody a few months ago while I was shopping at Amoeba’s. It’s really not that hard to spot him. How many black people do you know wear cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, the same beat up leather jacket and carry a guitar? Damn, even with all that fame, he still manages to keep it gully. I wish I had a camera with me (hint, hint – please refer to Monday’s post)
- While we’re on the subject of good music, for the last couple of weeks, I’ve had the urge to throw Kweli on the turntables every morning when I wake up. Aaahhh… isn’t it just so uplifting and inspirational? (half sarcastic)
- I’m a little tired with all the hype about 50. They’ve been releasing ‘In Da Club’ remixes left and right: rock remixes, reggae remixes, r&b remixes (you get the point). But I must admit, the Nike remix (Neptunes produced) is pretty damn hot (big ups to Neil for putting me on to it).
- If you haven’t yet, pick up the new of Triple Threat DJ album, ‘Many Styles’. Check the flash ad.
- Don’t you hate buying records, getting home, and the shit is wack? Will someone be so kind as to buy me one of these?
- Wow, I must sound like a bum asking for things left and right. Thank God my boss called me to ask me if I wanted to work at AS again. But this time around, as a ‘Trainer’ (oooh). I wonder if that title also comes with a raise? (C’mon Ms Montgomery, break me off)
- By the way, did I mention that I was nominated ‘Student Employee of the Year’? (Even though I’m not a student anymore) There’s a ceremony for all the nominees today on campus, but obviously, I didn’t go. I wonder if there was any free food there…
- I finally got a chance to talk to Ryan. We went to high school together and moved on to live with each other the first couple years of college.
I remember this one time at the dorms, we all dressed up like ninjas (me, ryan, and our two other roommates), climbed out of the back window in our bedroom, and roamed the complex throwing eggs at unsuspecting people. A couple years later, one of our roommates got arrested and was sent to prison for pimping girls (literally). He held a couple girls against there will in a motel room and pimped them out to johns. You know, looking back, he always talked about pimping girls, but I never knew he was crazy enough to actually do it.
Aaaah, the good ol days...
The picture above is dedicated to the 4 ninjas… (tips my 40)
Ben spoke on it at 4:43 PM
"Out here we don’t crip walk, Man we get low"
BM****Tess: i had a blog
BM****Tess: and then i stopped writing
BoogiBrwn1: did you? what was the address?
BM****Tess: my last blog entry was like "i hate blogs"
BoogiBrwn1: LOL
I had a funny conversation with Maritess today. We talked about AOL and the war, old school folks, and softball.
Damn, I missed most of the new episode of "Crank Yankers" last night.
- But I did catch the skit with Wanda Sykes about the woman who got her ass crazy glued to the toilet and called the hardware store, trying convince the guy to come to her house and unglue her ass off the seat.
"Be like Abraham Lincoln and set my ass free. Emancipate my ass!"
(In Martin Luther King Voice) "Free my ass… Free my ass… Thank God almight you goin’ free my ass"
The second episode was a rerun from last season. The homie Spoonie Gee was trying to put an ad in the Village Voice:
"Well endowed playa seeks dirty hoe to sip Cristal and have her ass teared up. This is straight hip hop."
Haha, Spoonie kills me everytime. Speaking of badonkadonks, who watched J-Lo’s "Making of the Video" on MTV? Damn, that ass was just out there. On a side note, the bboys in the video were raw as hell. But whatchu know about this?
And while we're on the subject of asses, are you ready for the earthquake?
In other random news:
- Big ups to Jessamyn for plugging me with this buddy icon she made. I’ll be sure to shoot it out to all my female fans to floss online.
- Oooooh… after 3 years I finally get my own HYPE! Bookings email address. As an alternative, you can now email at Ben@Hypebookings.com. Then again, it just forwards to my AOL account anyway. (But isn’t it just so damn cool?)
- Can anyone tell me why my piss has been smelling so damn bad lately? I mean, normally my piss just smells like regular pee, but for the last week and a half, it's been smelling like old, Golden Gate Park public bathrooms piss. I wonder if it's all the pineapple juice I've been drinking... hmmm...
- And can somebody please tell me where I can buy a cheap fur coat? After I saw Fat Joe wearing one in the "We Thuggin" video, I’ve been on sort of a quest to find one. Keep it gully!
Ben spoke on it at 1:13 PM
"You sold platinum around the world, I sold wood in the hood"
I spent a little time and had lunch with Nook over at SF State this afternoon. I know I've said this before, but sometimes I think I shouldn't have gone to Cal State Hayward and went to SF State instead. I mean, I don't regret going to Hayward cause I've met a lot of cool people and had a bunch of dope experiences, but I think that SF State would've fit me more: I love the broad spectrum of people and personalities, the facilities blow Hayward out the water, better food (I love to eat), and just the overall atmosphere. I saw some folks here and there, including the Cha Cha Queen herself and I got a chance to chop it up with Rey for a minute (By the way, check out the show: Mondays at midnight, SF public access). Good times...
I even got a chance to see the new mural. Dope stuff, but can someone answer a question for me? Why the hell is it located in the cuts in the back of Cesar Chavez?
Me and Nook went to go see "Old School" over the weekend. I guess it was pretty funny, but I was more in the mood to check out "Hidden Wars" since it's suppose to be playing in SF for this week only. If anyone out there reading this is wants to check it out, get at me!
Speaking of the war, Saul adds his own two cents to things. "Pledge of Resistance" is dope, but I think he really lets loose over Nas' "Made You Look".
"Yo, I say let 'em shoot,
My tongue is my gun aiming for the truth.
They got a silencer and they're aiming straight at the youth,
And all that talk of terrorism is nothing but a spoof."
Damn, now that's fire.
My sister also rented "Jackass". I saw a little bit of it at Jeren's spot last weekend, but left early with Gabe to test out Final Scratch. On a side note, Final Scratch is some dope shit. I don't think I could ever bring myself to make the switch from vinyl to mp3s, but I was pretty impressed. It was almost scary.
But back to "Jackass", it was cool. Almost like seeing one long ass episode.
What's more gangsta? Steve-O having a tattoo of himself on his back or those Japanese Elvises wanting to throw down with Party Boy?
Note to self: Where can I buy a midget?
Second note to self: If my child ever does any shit like kick my ass while i'm shitting or light fireworks inside the house while I'm sleeping, put a whoopin to that ass... twice.
Yo, I've been telling Nook for a while that I need to get a digital camera. I see some funny stuff a lot and people probably wouldn't believe me if I told them. (If you would like to donate to the "Help Ben get a digital camera" fund, please send all payments to my paypal account.)
While we were stopped at a red light at Geneva and Mission, some hardcore Mexican dude at the bus stop gets up from his seat and pulls out one of those brass telescopes, that sailors used back in like the 1400's, to see if the bus was coming.
Then, on our way home from having lunch at the beach, some guy on a moped wearing a furry dog head/mask type thing on his helmet, was swerving in the lanes.
Ah, I guess it's one of those "you had to be there" type things cause reading this must be like "what's so fucking funny about that?", but it was pretty damn funny in my opinion (and my opinion is fact).
In other random news:
- Aren't the sandwiches at Roxies the sh*t? Damn ...so good, make you wanna slap yo mama.
- Anyone watch the last couple episodes of Punk'd? Some funny stuff. Damn, the little homie Fez gets punked... hard...twice! Haha, Menudo... he looked like he wanted to kill that little kid.
- Speaking of killing, who would you kill?
- Protestors and hippies beware, the OPD don't play.
- Call me square, but who the fuck decided that it was cool for ladies to put their dad's neck tie on to the club and look like Avril Lavigne? Please stop. Next broad I see at a party sporting the wannabe punk look is gonna get choked out. Beware, that's my word...
Ben spoke on it at 11:57 PM
"Put your dick in your ear and fuck what you heard"
Ok, I think I'm getting the hang of things here. I haven't really decided on the format for things I'm gonna write about but we'll just see how it plays out. Anyways, things have been pretty hectic for me the last couple of weeks.
We were out in Vegas a couple of weekends ago.
- You need a stripper hook up? I got you covered nephew.
- I've heard of Hawaiians, but WTF is a Howaiian?
- Watch yourself. I'm coming for that ass like the little homie Norman in that shower scene from "Psycho".
- Oh shit, FREE club, NO dress code, and a couple of suckers got bamboozeled into buying us rounds of drinks the whole night. We were drunk ass hell by the end of the night and Sophia winded up passing out inside the club for a couple of hours and yakking outside.
- Out of nowhere, some girl comes up to me (I thought she was trying to holler at a brother) but it turns out to be Jenn from school. Small world. She was down in vegas for the weekend too with some of her friends.
- Speaking of seeing random people, Nook saw her brother's ex-girlfriend at the club that night too. She had just drove in that night by herself with no place to sleep. But then again, it's Vegas: you can sleep anywhere.
Just this last weekend, I checked out the Zion I show at Storyville on Friday and the Triple Threat show at the Downlow on Saturday. Both shows were pretty dope and Zion I even showed up to the Triple Threat show and ripped it at the end. I'm just glad they had plenty girls there and that this wasn't another smelly, hippy, backpacker party.
In other random news:
- Randy was showing me a couple of his t-shirt designs (1,2). Dope stuff... fresh off the inkjet. I've been pretty lazy and stagnant when it's come to designing for a minute and this just makes me wanna try and design some unfashionable shit.
- I was watching "Wonder Years" the other day and Kevin's friend had a "FREE HUEY" poster up. Damn, that's gangsta (especially for a square, white boy in the 70's).
- Anyone see Dave Chappelle the other night? Fisticuffs is hittin' double uraniam biatch!
Ben spoke on it at 12:38 AM
"Kaboom, guess who stepped in the room"
Damn, it took a minute (almost 2 weeks) but I've finally got this thing up and running. It's pretty plain right now, but I'll work on somekind of layout when I get the chance. By the way, peace to Ai for letting me use her scanner and high fives to everyone (all 2 of you) reading this.
Ben spoke on it at 9:44 PM